Tuesday, March 08, 2005

Friends of the Average Man...

The Repugs are the friends of the average everyday guy just working to get by. They are such friends of the working man that they are willing to protect you from yourself by not giving you more money by raising minimum wage. The Republican congress voted not once but twice to NOT give minimum raise a hike for the first time in 8 years. This is a party that yells and screams that people need to have responsiblity of their own money. I guess that is only when it suits them and their big business friends not when it will actually benefit the person working hard at a minimum wage job. To this effect the addage the poor get poorer is only ever so much more true. Since inflation is a fact and minimum wage workers are working for the same wage they were 8 years ago they are only getting poorer...YOu do the math.

Fuck you republican scumbags...I hope when you get to your Jesus he plants his foot square in your ass and sends you straight to your hell. Repubs are nothing but closet queens hanging out with the bullies as cover for their homosexual tendencies.

The NRA, another bastion of conservative thought, decides that lax gun laws that allow their underly endowed members to pick up assault weapons to make up for their genetic deficiency is good law even though it allows terrorists to pick up the same weapons at the same shows. Even though these weapons are proclaimed "cop killers" and kill those who protect us more than they protect those who own them. When are the fat Americans going to wake up and get a fucking clue? Can someone fucking tell me? Jesus H. Christ!!!! Fucking goddamn morons.

God forbid you motherfuckers think about something. I tell you our country is heading the way of the dinosaur and the longer we have brain dead, money grubbing, cynical, xenophopic, assholes running this country and setting its agenda the faster we head down the slope. Read some goddamn history will you. We are the Romans on the down hill slope of our existence I hope you enjoyed the ride because unless we do something to take our country back America is going to be referred to in the past sense. Just because you wave a flag and have a 1 dollar bumper sticker that says "America Rules Fuck Yeah" doesnt mean it's true. It's called nationalist propaganda you fat, ignorant slobs.

"Ooohhhh shut up you elitist liberal." Yes I am an elitist liberal. Raised in a 2 bedroom house with 9 people. My parents are divorced and I was raised on the pretty low end of the economic spectrum. I worked my way through college and my parents did without at points so me and my brothers and sister could have. If I'm elitist because I can read a book and have the ability to THINK then I guess I am. And the fact that being able to read and reason is persistently viewed as negative by the other side of the political spectrum is pretty fucking telling. What kind of system wouldnt want you to read? In the dark ages it was the priests who robbed the people, that didnt want the people to be able to read so they could keep robbing and raping. You notice this kept happening until the Renaissance and Enlightenment Eras. You know the eras when more of the lay people were becoming more educated and developed the ability to reason and READ.

Thats all I could think of...for now...

Sunday, March 06, 2005


What would we do without the hypocrite majority around? A Gay Escort Pretend Reporter reporting for a fake news organization get's daily by name access to the White House to lob softball questions to bail Scotty boy or the Boy King out anytime they get hit with a tough question from the already broken White House Press Corps. This is after three people have come out admitting they were paid to spread propaganda.

Now how does a guy that was a gay escort get connections to get into the White House daily with fake name? Kinda brings new meaning to the phrase "Whose ass do you have to kiss?" huh? Let's just say someone in the great bastion of Religious Zealotry Conservativism probably isnt being true to their oath to hate queers and pray to George Bush every night before they go to bed. Tsk, Tsk, Tsk. FOX news seemed to avoid this story like the plague. You would think the "I hate queers" network would have some snide political comment disguised as benign commentary to make on this. You know they wouldnt leave it alone for years if this was a democrat administration. FOX as fair and balanced as the right can be.

AAAArrrrrrrrrrrGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH.*&%$$# $^&&^ %###$%^&*.

Friday, March 04, 2005

A message from the German castle in Marburg... Posted by Hello

A motivational poster perhaps???? Posted by Hello

Thursday, March 03, 2005

I think I'm going to move to Austrailia...

Ever had one of those days were you cant win for losing? Well it seems like I have one every week that just lasts for seven days. Let's just go with today's 'Series of Unfortunate Events' and let me tell you 'Alexander' would be very proud of my 'terrible horrible no good very bad day.'

I woke up and missed physical training, which is not a big deal because I was told that we didnt have it this morning because we usually dont on fridays. Well some officer got the gumption to hold "Officer" PT and I was left out. Then I get out to my car, in front of my house, to find it ransacked and $500-600 worth of gear stolen from it. So, that's always a great way to start the day. Then I learned today that the army has the most assinine support system in the world. If you want to take advantage of a situtation to get your soldiers some training on a weeks notice forget it. The beauacracy will beat you down with a vengeance. All I needed was a military vehicle to transport me, 3 soldiers and 4 weapons 40km to a firing range. This proved to be an impossibility in a 7 day work week in the GUNNER Battalion (yes the same one from the movie). Apparently for petty reasons we couldnt get a TMP and then you have to have a years notice, a note from your parents, the Holy Grail, an autographed picture of David Hasselhoff, and executive authorization to fucking dispatch a goddamn HMMV. AAAGGGGGHHHHHH.

That's alright they won this battle but the fucking pencil pushers and pogues wont win the war. To paraphrase McArthur I will crush them.
If you have any questions read the title of the blog...

So how do you deal with failures like this...You get really angry and you just say fuck it, I'm just going to be one of those guys that checks the boxes and doesnt think outside of them or try to take advantage of a good opportunity. I'll only stick to the plan...Then the overachiever takes over and youre fine again.

Some Great Music

I'm not one to usually reccomend music but I just found this great artist I saw on Letterman today. His name is Amos Lee. Some great soulful music. If you like James Taylor, Bill Withers (Aint no sunshine when she's gone), blues, or Five for Fighting you'll like this guy. The best music purchase I've made in a year. I just wish it was a longer EP. Made me feel better after a rough day let me tell ya...

Wednesday, March 02, 2005

Post the Wiccan Rede Monument

"An Ye Harm None, Do What Ye Will."

If there's one thing I like doing it's pissing off Religious people especially Christians. Let me tell you every time I make a Christian cry when I tell them there is no God or no Heaven, it just makes my week. Well the Christian Plurality is at it again, trying to post the Ten Commandments on public property. The decision is in the Supreme Court this week. You see we "secularists" are fighting this the wrong way. First we let them post their little ten commandments then we fight them at their own game. Then right next to THEIR ten commandments in OUR public buildings we post the Wiccan Rede. If they do let us post it without a fight it will show just how fair they're trying to be, and it will be right next to their precious commandments every time they look at them, but if they fight posting the Wiccan Rede it will show how much of a hypocrites they are. How close-minded, ignorant, xenophobic, and prejudice the US populous in general is.

I chose Wicca because, first it's my wife's religion, and second, to the average ignorant Christian American they consider it an evil religion so how better to get back at them. So, if you think it's a good idea email me and let me know. If you think it's a bad idea email me and let me know, because I really dont give a shit what you think anyway. Just kidding...